February 21, 2017
Just when I thought I was through with politics and I could return to my pleasant but boring life…
A funny thing happened on the way to the quorum…
No, not really funny.
Not really a quorum, either.
Injustice to the nines, baby.
I really did plan on giving him a chance.
But he didn't give us much of a chance to give him a chance, now, did he?
My friggin’ BOLD-SMACK DONALD cartoon character got elected to the White House but he’s lost his sense of humor and he’s become the villain with the handlebar mustache instead. You know, the one from the old black and white serial movies from the matinee.
And the Republicans?
Not your beloved Keystone Cops, either.
But, hey, kudos…
These guys are blowing away all our expectations, hey?
They went from “Obstruct the Obama-Nation” to “Ramrod every Abomination!”
Let’s see, what have we lost so far?
Ethics was the first thing to go, of course, the Environment Protection Agency, the Endangered Species Act, Planned Parenthood, The Affordable Care Act, gun checks on the mentally unstable, and the list gets longer every day.
On a bright note, they didn’t take everything away…
They did GIVE us some stuff…
Coal mining debris back into our drinking water, permission to gun down bear cubs in wildlife refuges, an international community that loathes America and an army of tanks forcing Native Americans to suffer the destruction of their reservoir at gunpoint.
Give me a head of hair, long beautiful hair, because my protesting hippie days are back with a vengeance. Another milestone in life, coming up on retirement age here, only to have more repugnant rich-holes snatching it all away to pocket some more of their chump change.
The good news is that I probably will not survive to retirement so who cares, right?
One of Trump’s bubba-type RUBES will likely gun me down.
All those racially frayed days from her past seemed to have collectively hopped aboard a civic boomerang and, this time, on the return trip, intended to hack clean through her body and soul.
- MINIMAL CRIMINALS