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"It was Friday night and everyone was either gone or dead... "

Benedict Spender, ex-quarterback turned
snarky-cop, gets his day punted into the odd-
ball endzone when Hollywood's most eligible
bachelor ransacks a major casino, loots an
armored car, abducts a teenage daughter
and then blackmails a corrupt executive,
all while a lightning storm plays Whack-
a-Mole on meandering pedestrians.

But it kicks the can out of uncanny when this
derring-do fashion-bachelor pins the entire
caper on some avant-garde Robin Hood with
firefly eyes and hair like a chocolate waterfall.
"I was on a Hell-Ride
with Lucifer's Liberal!"


Meet some shady-ladies with clothes so
incriminating they have to be shredded, a
snowball of a dog that pooches the scene
and Darth-Kermit, a baritone frog-monster
from the dark side.

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An enjoyable novel-noir that will keep you equal parts intrigued, enraged, enthralled and enlightened.
Becauseā€¦

One should always be advised of one's demise, don't you agree?

Elegantly illuminated with a collage of computer graphics and classic illustration.

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