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testament
BLACKWATER
A surfer is abducted and transported to the bottom of the ocean where he confronts ravenous sharks and mystifying sea creatures but the most treacherous encounters come from zany inmates.

Deliciously droll with a schizophrenic twist, Boomerang justice is served up with a cornucopia of quirky flaws all while swimming with the fishies.

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MINIMAL CRIMINALS
Could you fall for a sexy gaga La-Bamba shell who robs from the rich and gives to her poor little self like some sort of twisted-day Robin Hood?
Or would you tell her to go kiss your BASS fishing boat?

Crackerjack wit and outlandish antics keep this Novel-Noir racing along in a BMW getaway car!

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TURTLE ISLAND
Cute little Sandy Miller found herself the ideal job of blasting around a summer paradise on an electric ATV saving endangered animals but then someone went a little nuts and unleashed a chaotic killing spree.

An incredible setting and rich characters transport you to an island of inspiration in a storm of divergence, keeping you guessing to the very last sentence.

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DOPPELBANGER

Brett Phillips needs an alibi but that's okay because he's richer than chocolate cake. He pays off a look alike, Jeb Chancey, to pretend to be him at a particular bar at a certain time while he performs a heinous act.

The rich as spit no longer needs an alibi but now Jeb Chancey does.
Good luck finding one, there, buddy.
HIP HARRY - Outside the Box
Thirty five years and five states later, Hip Harry finally sees the daylight. From his rough beginnings in the School Newspaper to his coming-of-age bellied up to a singles bar, this whimsical observer deals with a concoction of characters. Although Inked back in the early eighties, you'll be surprised how much has changed and how much hasn't.
Laugh out loud funny!

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BIRDS OF PREY

Mack Black, video game programmer, wonders why he hasn't seen any birds lately. In fact, he hasn't seen any in days but wait, there's two standing on the porch over there but why are they glaring at him like that? And what's that they're holding in their talons?

Wow, it all seems a little too much like this video game that he's been working on...

INVASIVE PROCEDURES

Aliens have landed and the earth rejoices because the luminary Llava Meedee and her enigmatic people are here to help humanity defend against a wave of attacking super-terrestrials.

Whacky sports celebrity Seamus Steadman befriends the leader of the super-terrestrials and proclaims that it's Llava and her cohorts that are the enemy.
the LAST TESTAMENT

A ministry in the deep south has been hiding something... A scroll that is mysteriously inscribing itself with present day bible stories of modern day people. The church will go to dire lengths to prevent the world from discovering the neoteric scriptures because of their message.

But there's a new pope and he's onto them...